In response to the present irrational panic buying of toilet paper, let me offer some advice based on ‘hands-on’ experience. Who needs toilet paper, made in China. Newspaper works well on a thunder dunny, but don’t put it into a flush toilet for it will block the drain. Just place it into a sealed bag and then into the bin as you would do with dog poo. Make sure you read the news before, not after use. If the ‘great necessity calls when you are in the bush, bundles of grass will come handy but may cause a rash. And, of course there is ‘Aqua Normale’, known in modern English as water, or snow in winter, the best cleaning agent of all times. If you don’t have a bidet, just use a mug.